Today, despite national concerns over the frightful paucity of intelligent, viable, non hate-spewing candidates straining and struggling to ascend the Republican/Tea Party throne, the Governor announced his intention to remain tightly bound by the weighty ropes of inertia.
"If asked, I shall not run. If begged, I shall not trot. If cajoled, I shall not sprint. If threatened, I shall not walk at an unusually quick pace."
Thank you,Chris Christie.